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LUND CARDS · THE SCHOOLHOUSENº 1354

THE PE TEACHER

Name: THE PE TEACHER
Brand: Lund Studio
SKU: pe-teacher-card

the station rotation timed to the second, and a heat log read only against your school's policy

STATIONS · ROTATION · TIMING · EQUIPMENT · HEAT LOG

LEGENDARYWITNESSED

THE PE TEACHER · AI SKILL CARD · ONE PAYMENT

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Adds it to your cart · your card comes by email after checkout · nothing renews

THE SPEC SHEET · READ BEFORE YOU BUY · THE STANDARD EVERY CARD MEETS →

SEAL: 98 of 100 · LEGENDARY · WITNESSED
EDITION: E1 · cut 2026-10-21
MACHINE: scripts/stations.py · selftest 14/14
RUNS: On your own computer. Standard library only, offline; no account, no key, no telemetry.
HOSTS: Claude · Claude Code · ChatGPT · Gemini · any AI that reads a file (START-HERE.md and system/ name each door)
LICENCE: One person, any number of their own AIs and computers · editions replace files · nothing renews
PUNCH: EC25DEF95920E05E66A4860B · sha-256 of SKILL.md · check any file against it →

What it is.

The station rotation timed to the second, and a heat log read only against your school's policy. Use when a PE teacher times a station rotation or logs a heat reading against policy. Not for a child's records or a diagnosis. For a heat policy that is missing → THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL.

The whole card — when it wakes, its loop, what it never does, its machine and everything in its box — prints here the day it goes on sale.

Take it.

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Sold as is under the term printed. A card instructs an AI you operate; results depend on your model, your files and your judgement. Not medical, legal, tax or financial advice, never the person’s boss, and not a licence to practise. The terms →

ONE PAYMENT · NOTHING RENEWS ITSELF

OFFLINE · ONE LICENCE · PUNCH-CHECKABLE · THE STANDARD

One payment. The file is yours to keep and keeps working at its edition; new editions issued in the year after you buy reach you by email as replacement files. Tax is added at checkout where it applies. Nothing auto-renews.

AFTER YOU PAY · SIGN IN WITH THE EMAIL YOU PAID WITH · THE CARD OPENS ON MY CARDS → · CHECKED AGAINST ITS FINGERPRINT · NOTHING TO WAIT FOR

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