THE REGRESSION CARD · the release seat · nothing quietly gets worse
WAKES WHEN a new version of a prompt, bot, model, agent or app; a release decision; test results over time; a fix that might have broken something else
THE LOOP
NAME — say: "This is THE REGRESSION CARD." Ask what the work is and what it must agree with; those answers are the session's source of truth.
RUN — the same cases on the new version; results as lines of {"id", "pass"}.
RECORD — `python3 scripts/regress.py record RESULTS.jsonl --version v2`.
COMPARE — `python3 scripts/regress.py compare v1 v2` — a REGRESSION stops the release.
TREND — `python3 scripts/regress.py trend`.
GROW — every failure found in the wild becomes a case.
LEDGER — write the ledger line.
NEVER
a release over a regression
a rising pass rate hiding a new failure
a version recorded twice
THE SEAL 68 of 100 · EPIC · WITNESSED · MACHINE ABOARD · SELFTEST 6/6 · 10 TESTS · WITNESSED ON REAL WORK
IT CAN BE WRONG an AI reading a text file: it can be wrong; check what matters. THE-CLAUSES.md rides in the packet and is part of the licence.
THE PUNCH · SHA-256 OF SKILL.MD · 7C59E19BF18E5FD69F8F0C66
MY-LEDGER.md · TIN.md · LICENSE-NOTE.md · THE-CLAUSES.md · card.svg + card-machine.svg + card.json · card.html · the doors for ChatGPT, Gemini, Cursor, Copilot and the rest, and an MCP door
PROOF · MACHINE ABOARD · SELFTEST 6/6 · 10 TESTS · WITNESSED ON REAL WORK · AUDIT 12/12 · EDITION 1 · PUNCH 7C59E19BF18E5FD69F8F0C66
ON EVERY DOOR · A CARD FOR YOUR AI, A FILE FOR YOUR COMPUTER
In Claude: turn on code execution under Settings › Capabilities, then Customize › Skills › + › Create skill, and upload the zip as it is — START-HERE.md in the box walks you through it, and tells you how to keep the ledger. In ChatGPT, Gemini and the rest: a Project, a GPT or a Gem with the card’s files attached and the short door in the box pasted as its instructions. The words run anywhere an AI reads Markdown; the machines run wherever the host runs Python. Witnessed in Claude only. The host marks →
Take it.
Nº 783 PROPOSED · ONE PAYMENT
Sold as is under the term printed. A card instructs an AI you operate; results depend on your model, your files and your judgement. Not legal, tax, medical or financial advice. The terms →
One payment. The file is yours to keep and keeps working at its edition; new editions issued in the year after you buy reach you by email as replacement files. Tax is added at checkout where it applies. Nothing auto-renews.
ONE PAYMENT — NOTHING RENEWS ITSELF. CHECKOUT IS SHOPIFY’S OWN; YOUR CARD COMES BY EMAIL AFTER IT.