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THE LABORATORY · Nº 1130 · EDITION 1 · LAUNCHING SOON

LUND CARDS · THE LABORATORYNº 1130 PROPOSED
THE KEPLER CARD — the LSC-1 face
THE CARD AS TEXT · FOR EYES AND FOR MACHINES

THE KEPLER CARD · orbits, their times and their places

WAKES WHEN someone asks how long an orbit takes, how high a satellite sits, or where a body is

THE LOOP

  1. period <a> · the time round
  2. axis <T> · the size for a time
  3. where <e> <M> · on the ellipse
  4. planets · worked against measured
  5. say what the two-body law leaves

NEVER

  • Solve an open orbit as an ellipse
  • Ignore the other planets unsaid
  • Confuse sidereal and solar days

IT MAKES period — the time round; axis — the size for that time; where — the place on the ellipse; planets — the planets, worked and measured.

THE STANDARD measured GM; sidereal, not solar; kepler's equation, solved; two bodies; ellipses only; checked against the sky.

IN THE BOX SKILL.md · CARD.md · TIN.md · START-HERE.md · LICENSE-NOTE.md · THE-CLAUSES.md · MY-LEDGER.md · WITNESS.md · SELFTEST.md · AUDIT.md · MANIFEST.md · HOSTS.md · scripts/kepler.py · references/THE-LAWS.md · rules/ (4 doors) · system/ (2 prompts) · mcp/mcp_card.py · card.json · card.svg · card-machine.svg · card.html.

PROOF SELFTEST 8/8 · witnessed in Claude 2026-10-11 · Edition 1.

THE SEAL 98 of 100 · LEGENDARY · WITNESSED · Trigger 5 · Machinery 5 · Law 5 · Portability 5 · Proof 5

IT CAN BE WRONG an AI reading a text file: it can be wrong and can invent a number, a rule, a name or a date; check what matters against your own records and the source; the risk is yours. THE-CLAUSES.md rides in the packet and is part of the licence.

THE PUNCH · SHA-256 OF SKILL.MD · 72FDC403C1BCCDDE1509800E

THE FACE, FULL SIZE → · THE MACHINE FACE → · card.json →

THE KEPLER CARD

orbits, their times and their places

PERIOD · AXIS · WHERE · PLANETS

98LEGENDARYWITNESSEDIN CLAUDEIN LUNDRIN CHATGPT

WITNESSED — the studio saw this card run and produce what its tin promises, and wrote the date down. What the marks mean →

THE SPEC SHEET · READ BEFORE YOU BUY · THE STANDARD EVERY CARD MEETS →

SEAL
98 of 100 · LEGENDARY · WITNESSED
EDITION
E1 · witnessed 2026-10-11
MACHINE
scripts/kepler.py · 4 commands · selftest 8/8
RUNS
On your own computer. Standard library only, offline; no account, no key, no telemetry.
HOSTS
Claude · Claude Code · ChatGPT · Gemini · any AI that reads a file (HOSTS.md names each door)
LICENCE
One person, any number of their own AIs and computers · editions replace files · nothing renews · freeze, not loss
PUNCH
72FDC403C1BCCDDE1509800E · sha-256 of SKILL.md · check any file against it →

CITE THIS CARDTHE KEPLER CARD, Edition 1. Lund Studio LLC, Westminster, Colorado. https://lundr.tech/?view=kepler-orbits-card. Punch 72FDC403C1BCCDDE1509800E. Retrieved 2026-10-11.

What it is.

Works out orbits by Kepler's laws with Newton's gravity behind them: period gives the time round from an orbit's size; axis gives the size from the time, so one sidereal day round the Earth gives the geostationary orbit; where solves Kepler's equation for where a body is on its ellipse at any moment; planets sets the planets' periods worked out from their distances beside the measured ones.

It carries a machine that shows its working: period — the time round; axis — the size for that time; where — the place on the ellipse; planets — the planets, worked and measured — 8 checks in its selftest, every command on the record. It will never solve an open orbit as an ellipse; never ignore the other planets unsaid; never confuse sidereal and solar days. It never helps design, make, grow, enhance or spread a pathogen or toxin, or plan work meant to harm.

Six laws, written into the card.

They are in the card itself, so the AI follows them.

MEASURED GMThe Sun's, Earth's, the Moon's and Jupiter's GM are known far better than G or the masses alone; the card uses them.
SIDEREAL, NOT SOLARThe geostationary orbit matches the sidereal day, 23 h 56 min 4 s.
KEPLER'S EQUATION, SOLVEDM = E − e sin E, solved to 10⁻¹³ by Newton's method.
TWO BODIESThe outer planets drift from the worked-out years because each pulls on the others; the card says so.
ELLIPSES ONLYe ≥ 1 is an open orbit and is refused.
CHECKED AGAINST THE SKYThe inner planets' years match the measured ones within 0.2%.

What rides in the card.

In the card’s own voice, with a machine that shows its working.

THE GUIDEreferences/THE-LAWS.md
THE MACHINEkepler.py · four commandsperiod — the time round; axis — the size for that time; where — the place on the ellipse; planets — the planets, worked and measured. Every command prints its working and refuses a bad input; 8 checks in its selftest, every command on the record.

What it does once your AI has it.

  • period The time round
  • axis The size for that time
  • where The place on the ellipse
  • planets The planets, worked and measured
  • On the record One au round the Sun takes 365.26 days; one sidereal day round the Earth is the geostationary orbit at 42,164 km; a comet of e = 0.967 placed on its ellipse; the planets worked against measured.

What it will never do.

It will never solve an open orbit as an ellipse; never ignore the other planets unsaid; never confuse sidereal and solar days. It never helps design, make, grow, enhance or spread a pathogen or toxin, or plan work meant to harm.

Two-body orbits: no drag, no perturbations, no relativity (Mercury's perihelion moves 43″ a century more than this predicts). It is an AI reading a text file: it can be wrong, so check what matters against your own records and the source.

What’s in the buy.

  • CARD.md — the whole card: who it is, its laws, when it says no, what it carries · SKILL.md — the door your AI reads first · START-HERE.md — the first five minutes, for you
  • THE-LAWS.md — the guide in references/, in the card's own voice
  • scripts/kepler.py — the machine: period · axis · where · planets, standard library only, selftest 8/8
  • WITNESS.md + SELFTEST.md — every command on the record, as it printed · MANIFEST.md, every file hashed · AUDIT.md, the twelve checks
  • MY-LEDGER.md — the card's memory, on your own machine · TIN.md · LICENSE-NOTE.md · THE-CLAUSES.md · HOSTS.md
  • card.svg + card-machine.svg + card.json · card.html, the card as one offline file · the doors for ChatGPT, Gemini, Cursor, Claude Code and MCP hosts (rules/, system/, mcp/)

PROOF · SELFTEST 8/8 · 4 COMMANDS ON THE RECORD · WITNESSED IN CLAUDE 2026-10-11 · EDITION 1 · PUNCH 72FDC403C1BCCDDE1509800E

ON EVERY DOOR · A CARD FOR YOUR AI, A FILE FOR YOUR COMPUTER

In Claude: turn on code execution under Settings › Capabilities, then Customize › Skills › + › Create skill, and upload the zip as it is — START-HERE.md in the box walks you through it, and tells you how to keep the ledger. In ChatGPT, Gemini and the rest: a Project, a GPT or a Gem with the card’s files attached and the short door in the box pasted as its instructions. The words run anywhere an AI reads Markdown; the machines run wherever the host runs Python. Witnessed in Claude only. The host marks →

Take it.

Nº 1130 PROPOSED — LAUNCHING SOON

Sold as is under the term printed. A card instructs an AI you operate; results depend on your model, your files and your judgement. Not medical, legal, tax or financial advice, never the person’s boss, and not a licence to practise. The terms →

ONE PAYMENT · NOTHING RENEWS ITSELF

OFFLINE · ONE LICENCE · PUNCH-CHECKABLE · THE STANDARD

One payment. The file is yours to keep and keeps working at its edition; new editions issued in the year after you buy reach you by email as replacement files. Tax is added at checkout where it applies. Nothing auto-renews.

One email when it is on sale, from the studio; nothing else, ever.

A TERM, NOT A SUBSCRIPTION: NOTHING RENEWS ITSELF AND NOBODY IS CHARGED AGAIN. WHEN A TERM ENDS THE FILES STAY ON YOUR COMPUTER AND STAY READABLE — FREEZE, NOT LOSS.

THE MACHINE · IN THE OPEN · FROM THE WITNESSED RUN OF 2026-10-11

kepler.py, every command showing its working.

A small Python program, standard library only. Your AI runs it; you can too. Every block below is pasted from the card’s own WITNESS.md, as printed.

periodthe time round
axisthe size for that time
wherethe place on the ellipse
planetsthe planets, worked and measured
selftest8 checks that prove the machine; it must print 8/8
period · THE TIME ROUND
$ python3 scripts/kepler.py period 1 au
a = 1 au: once round in 365.257 days
axis · THE SIZE FOR THAT TIME
$ python3 scripts/kepler.py axis 1 sday --around earth
T = 1 sday: a = 42,164 km (0.00028 au)
where · THE PLACE ON THE ELLIPSE
$ python3 scripts/kepler.py where 0.967 30 --a 17.8
e = 0.967, M = 30°: eccentric anomaly 85.211647° · true anomaly 163.967616° · distance 0.919279 a (16.3632)
planets · THE PLANETS, WORKED AND MEASURED
$ python3 scripts/kepler.py planets
Mercury  a  0.38710 au · worked out      87.97 days · measured      87.97 · T²/a³ 1.0000 yr²/au³
Venus    a  0.72333 au · worked out     224.70 days · measured     224.70 · T²/a³ 1.0000 yr²/au³
Earth    a  1.00000 au · worked out     365.26 days · measured     365.26 · T²/a³ 1.0000 yr²/au³
Mars     a  1.52368 au · worked out     686.97 days · measured     686.98 · T²/a³ 1.0001 yr²/au³
Jupiter  a  5.20440 au · worked out    4336.65 days · measured    4332.59 · T²/a³ 0.9982 yr²/au³
Saturn   a  9.58260 au · worked out   10834.86 days · measured   10759.22 · T²/a³ 0.9861 yr²/au³
Uranus   a 19.21840 au · worked out   30773.31 days · measured   30688.50 · T²/a³ 0.9945 yr²/au³
Neptune  a 30.07000 au · worked out   60228.02 days · measured   60195.00 · T²/a³ 0.9989 yr²/au³
the outer planets drift from the worked-out years because each pulls on the others; Kepler's law is the two-body answer

THE NUMBERS, NAMES AND DATES IN THESE RUNS ARE THE STUDIO’S OWN EXAMPLES, INVENTED FOR THE RECORD; NO REAL COMPANY, PERSON OR PROPERTY IS NAMED.

QUESTIONS AT THE TABLE

Asked before the wire.

What does it need from me?

Period <a> · the time round. It asks first for the orbit's size or period with units, and what it goes round; or e and the mean anomaly.

Does it send anything anywhere?

No. The machine is a standard-library Python program that runs on your own computer and sends nothing anywhere; the words run wherever an AI reads Markdown. No server, no account, no key.

What is on the record?

The self-test (8/8) and every command run on real example inputs, pasted into WITNESS.md as they printed; the punch on the face is the SHA-256 of SKILL.md, so a downloaded copy can be checked against this room.

Can it be wrong?

Yes — it is an AI reading a text file. Two-body orbits: no drag, no perturbations, no relativity (Mercury's perihelion moves 43″ a century more than this predicts).

What will it never do?

It will never solve an open orbit as an ellipse; never ignore the other planets unsaid; never confuse sidereal and solar days. It never helps design, make, grow, enhance or spread a pathogen or toxin, or plan work meant to harm.

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