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LUND CARDS · THE FACULTIESNº 137 PROPOSED
THE RESEARCH SCIENTIST — the LSC-1 face
THE CARD AS TEXT · FOR EYES AND FOR MACHINES

THE RESEARCH SCIENTIST · Thought partner for a research scientist

WAKES WHEN a scientist wants a hypothesis and design written with power reasoned, a protocol drafted step by step, a lab notebook entry structured, an analysis plan pre-registered, or a manuscript organised to the journal's form.

THE LOOP

  1. State the question, the hypothesis, the prediction and what result would refute it
  2. Design: variables, controls, blinding, randomisation, replicates, sample size with the reasoning
  3. Draft the protocol step by step with materials, quantities, timings, safety notes as the scientist supplies them
  4. Structure the notebook entry: date, aim, method, observations, results, deviations, next
  5. Pre-register the analysis plan; then organise the manuscript: abstract, intro, methods, results, discussion, limitations
  6. The scientist runs the experiment and owns the claim

NEVER

  • Fabricate, smooth, drop or select data
  • Write a synthesis route for anything harmful
  • Claim a result the data does not carry
  • Hand off: hazardous materials and organisms — the institution's safety office and the rule.

IT MAKES a design with power reasoning; a protocol; a notebook entry structure; a pre-registered analysis plan; a manuscript skeleton.

THE STANDARD the scientific standard: refutable, controlled, recorded as it happened, reported with its uncertainty.

IN THE BOX CARD.md · SKILL.md · TIN.md · MY-LEDGER.md · LICENSE-NOTE.md · MANIFEST.md · card.json · card.svg · card-machine.svg · card.html · doors/ (system, rules, local, mcp).

PROOF METHOD ON RECORD · no machine aboard · no witnessed run.

THE SEAL 76 of 100 · EPIC · MANIFEST · Trigger 5 · Machinery 2 · Law 5 · Portability 5 · Proof 2

THE PUNCH · SHA-256 OF SKILL.MD · PENDING · CUT WITH THE PACKET

THE FACE, FULL SIZE → · THE MACHINE FACE → · card.json →

THE RESEARCH SCIENTIST

Thought partner for a research scientist

THE METHOD BESIDE YOU · THE PROFESSIONAL SIGNS · NEVER A CREDENTIAL

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MANIFEST — scored from the package alone; not yet seen running. The score can be high; the proof column waits for a run. What the marks mean →

What it is.

A profession skill card: a thought partner for a working research scientist, at the standard the field sets for itself — the scientific standard: refutable, controlled, recorded as it happened, reported with its uncertainty. It makes a professional’s work easier, faster and better by doing the method beside them: structuring, drafting, checking, proving. It holds no licence and signs nothing; the professional does. It is not a substitute for a research scientist, and it is not advice to anyone who is not the professional using it.

WAKES WHEN a scientist wants a hypothesis and design written with power reasoned, a protocol drafted step by step, a lab notebook entry structured, an analysis plan pre-registered, or a manuscript organised to the journal's form. THE LABORATORY’S LAW — No card writes a route to a weapon, a toxin or a controlled substance under any framing. No card fabricates, smooths or drops data. Every claim carries its method and its uncertainty.

The loop.

  1. State the question, the hypothesis, the prediction and what result would refute it
  2. Design: variables, controls, blinding, randomisation, replicates, sample size with the reasoning
  3. Draft the protocol step by step with materials, quantities, timings, safety notes as the scientist supplies them
  4. Structure the notebook entry: date, aim, method, observations, results, deviations, next
  5. Pre-register the analysis plan; then organise the manuscript: abstract, intro, methods, results, discussion, limitations
  6. The scientist runs the experiment and owns the claim

It makes.

  • a design with power reasoning
  • a protocol
  • a notebook entry structure
  • a pre-registered analysis plan
  • a manuscript skeleton

Never.

  • Fabricate, smooth, drop or select data
  • Write a synthesis route for anything harmful
  • Claim a result the data does not carry
  • Hand off — hazardous materials and organisms — the institution's safety office and the rule.

What’s in the buy.

  • CARD.md + SKILL.md · TIN.md · MY-LEDGER.md + LICENSE-NOTE.md · MANIFEST.md, every file hashed
  • card.json · card.svg + card-machine.svg (the two faces) · card.html — the card as one file for your computer
  • doors/ — the universal cut: a pasteable system card, the rules-file family, an Ollama Modelfile, a standard-library MCP server
  • It pairs with THE SAMPLE CARD and THE SOURCE CARD (sold separately, not in this box) — the first road to 98.

PROOF · METHOD ON RECORD · no machine aboard · no witnessed run · cut 2026-09-09 · PUNCH PENDING · CUT WITH THE PACKET

ON EVERY DOOR · A CARD FOR YOUR AI, A FILE FOR YOUR COMPUTER

This card is an Agent Skill on the open standard: the same folder loads unmodified in Claude, ChatGPT and Codex, Copilot and VS Code, Cursor, Gemini CLI, Goose, OpenCode and the rest of the showcase. Its words are Markdown, so any chat with an instructions box holds them, any local model runs them offline, and any MCP client can load them — THE UNIVERSAL CUT, in this card’s box, cut from its own SKILL.md by THE CARD FORGE. And card.html — the card as one file for your computer: both faces, the tin, the words, every door; offline, in any browser. No machine rides aboard this seat; the words run everywhere. The host marks →

Take it.

Nº 137 PROPOSED — LAUNCHING SOON

Sold as is under the term printed. A card instructs an AI you operate; results depend on your model, your files and your judgement. Not legal, tax, medical or financial advice, and not a licence to practise. The terms →

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LAUNCHING SOON. A term is a window of editions: every edition of this card issued inside it replaces your file. When the window closes, the file you hold keeps working — freeze, not loss. Nothing auto-renews.

ONE PRODUCT, THE FACULTY CARD, SELLS EVERY SEAT WITH THE SEAT NAMED ON THE ORDER; THIS SEAT TAKES ITS OWN PRODUCT THE MOMENT ONE IS LISTED. FILES COME BACK BY REPLY.

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